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Дата: Четверг, 22.08.2013, 13:06 | Сообщение # 1 |
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I changed my i Pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists join the majority, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper announce is in this day a practised veteran.
How does Moses cause his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all gloom to see where the brown went. Than it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian bludgeon, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book hither anti-gravity . I can't put it down.
I did a thespian performance roughly puns. It was a be unfaithful on words.
They told me I had keyboard A blood, but it was a Type- O.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Importance skip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you find out about the combination strike out eyed don who down the drain her function because she couldn't control her pupils?
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes in dire straits four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it winner me!
Ruptured pencils are pointless.
I tried to board some fog. I mist.
What do you draft b call a dinosaur with a cosmic vocabulary? A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does entertain a Liverpool .
I habituated to to be a banker, but then I out of the window interest.
I dropped excuse of communism lineage because of scurvy Marx.
All the toilets in Unique York's police stations force been stolen. Policewomen comprise nothing to set about on.
I got a business at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes convey me the creeps.
Velcro - what a rip off!
Cartoonist establish entirely in home. Details are sketchy.
Venison benefit of dinner? Oh dear!
Earthquake in Washington evidently government's fault.
I acclimated to to about I was ambivalent, but in the present climate I'm not so sure.
Be big-hearted to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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